You use more calories eating celery then there is in the celery itself.
I think I might go for a walk later.
I'm really concerned about the one from the last random blog about people being crushed by vending machines....what were they doing with them in the first place for one to fall on them?
The average person sprays about 300 microscopic saliva droplets per minute while talking. That's about 2.5 droplets per word.
There are more than a thousand chemicals in a cup of coffee.
I'm kind of hoping it will rain so I have an excuse for not going for a walk.
I'm worried that the vending machine thought was too long for someone with ADHD.
Do you now feel like wearing protective gear from saliva when you have a conversation with someone?
Is the grass always greener on the other side?
If the rain in Spain stays mainly in the plane...do Spanish people tend to drive more often?
It takes 15 months for the body to fully recover from even just a slightly bad sunburn.
Guinea pigs and rabbits can't sweat.
Don't worry I'm not a moron. I know the rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain not plane. :D
The human brain stops growing at the age of 18.
It is against the law to whale hunt in Oklahoma. (Think about it...)
In China, the movie "As Good As It Gets" (with Jack Nicholson) is called "Mr. Cat Poop."
Mageiricophobia is the intense fear of having to cook. (That's for Angela lol)
If you're still stumped by the humor of the Oklahoma law...please see a map. Then smack yourself.
The ZIP in zip code stands for "Zone Improvement Plan."
Are we there yet?